MOMMA GONNA EAT FINGERS
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, "Mom, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her fingers in my mouth and said, "Mommy gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.

When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face. I said, "What's wrong honey?" My daughter replied, "Mommy, where's my booger?"